Judge a man by what Oprah says.

I am happy the day has come where we can finally judge a man by his color and not by the quality of his work.
I am happy the day has come when a president of the USA can vote present and decide to not act or not decide to not do anything.
I am happy the day has come Air Force 1 will have spinners on the landing gear.
I am happy the day America has decided that a black man from the southside of Chicago knows what to do with Whitey's money more than Whitey.
I am happy the day when everyone sees Obama fail as president and Katie Couric responds "Well, What did you expect, He's Black."